Thursday, June 09, 2005

So I thought now would be a good time to tell this sad story, to go along with the beautiful doggie photo that is tonight's feature...

Jeff and I have both noticed the unusually large size of dogs' ... bumholes in this country. This particular phenomenon (?) is most commonly observed among larger breeds, especially golden retrievers. Driving the rural roads of Japan, we have often felt a certain amount of shock and awe about this strange ... trend.

So along the same lines...Jeff told me the other day about the following incident which he was unfortunate enough to witness: An owner was walking her golden retriever by our apartment. He started to drag behind a bit, and Jeff realized he was readying himself for a large dump...to accompany his large...y'know. Well, the owner finally stopped, and the dog did his thing. After disposing of the pile, as all good dog owners do, the owner proceeded to pull out a roll of toilet paper, and, I kid you not, WIPE the dog's ARSE!!!

At this point in the story, Jeff went on to exclaim about how he couldn't believe his eyes, as anyone knows that dogs are able to pinch off a load quite nicely, and even if they can't manage that, well that's what their tongues are for, ... but I will spare you those silly little details.....

You never know WHAT you'll come across on this blog, EH?
-K

3 comments:

James said...

Man you guys are poo crazy.

Nathan

Whoops. Did I say poo? I meant too.

Kevin said...

Well it's better than what they do in Korea. In Korea they use their tongues and rim job their dogs clean!

Anonymous said...

I think the "poo" story followed immediately by the "On a different note..." story about the scrumptious chocolate and raspberry cheesecake story is rather amusing. Well done! -Karen