so last night Jeff and I were driving to pick up Mikiko. I was trying to fire off a cell text message to Ayako while listening to Jeff at the same time. He was telling me about some helpful stuff he was learning from a photography book. I heard him say something about helpful hints on how to take pictures of something, but then all of a sudden he said something about taking the train to Kyoto...
'Huh?' I says.
'Oh, so you're listening now... stupid girl...' says he.
It turns out that I really had NOT been listening well. I did not know anything was amiss till I heard the bit about taking the train to Kyoto. Here is how it really went:
'So, the book says if you want to take pictures of... (humph... she's not listening) ... your butthole, set it to 57,000, make it green, and take the train to Kyoto.'
I'm still laughing. Jeff is too, although begrudgingly. How on EARTH did I miss the BUTThole?? (he claims he didn't say 'ass' cause that would've been too obvious of an attention getter).